Ask Lord English
Trollmeagle

Woodchuckin’


ALL THE WOOD! ALL OF IT!

Time Abortion

I AM ABORTING ALL OF YOU FROM TIME FOR YOUR INSOLENCE. ALL EXCEPT FOR YOU RANDOM SPAMBOT.

I’M TAKING MY SWEET TIME WITH YOU.

Sandwich

PB&J OF COURSE! SO SIMPLE, SO SUCCULENT. AND IN DIFFERENT CONTEXTS, ALMOST AS SCARY AS I AM!

Eye

HMM, HOW DO I EXPLAIN IT… LET ME ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION.

How was Anime Boston?
Anonymous

IT WAS A LOVELY CONVENTION. I WAS WELCOMED WITH OPEN ARMS AND HAILED AS A CELEBRETY. HOWEVER, I DO HAVE ONE QUALM WITH MY VISIT, SOMETHING YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED…


I’M MISSING AN EYE!!!

Hello Inferior Beings

I HAVE OPENED THIS TUMBLR TO DISPERSE SOME OF THE BAD PR I HAVE BEEN RECEIVING AS OF LATE. YOU MAY ASK ME ANYTHING, BUT ANY STUPID QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED BY MY CANE.