Time Abortion
I AM ABORTING ALL OF YOU FROM TIME FOR YOUR INSOLENCE. ALL EXCEPT FOR YOU RANDOM SPAMBOT.
I’M TAKING MY SWEET TIME WITH YOU.
Sandwich
PB&J OF COURSE! SO SIMPLE, SO SUCCULENT. AND IN DIFFERENT CONTEXTS, ALMOST AS SCARY AS I AM!
Eye
HMM, HOW DO I EXPLAIN IT… LET ME ANSWER YOUR QUESTION WITH ANOTHER QUESTION.
Anonymous
IT WAS A LOVELY CONVENTION. I WAS WELCOMED WITH OPEN ARMS AND HAILED AS A CELEBRETY. HOWEVER, I DO HAVE ONE QUALM WITH MY VISIT, SOMETHING YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED…
I’M MISSING AN EYE!!!
Hello Inferior Beings
I HAVE OPENED THIS TUMBLR TO DISPERSE SOME OF THE BAD PR I HAVE BEEN RECEIVING AS OF LATE. YOU MAY ASK ME ANYTHING, BUT ANY STUPID QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED BY MY CANE.
